Senior Scores:

Dubai Heat:        23 goals 8 points = 146

Dingos:                 6 goals 16 points = 54

Comments from the Goal Umpire:

·         Kick, handball, handball, handball, kick- goal is how the heat move the ball from back to forward or..

·         Kick, handball, handball, kick, tap on, kick  - goal is how else it can be done. (were the dingoes playing?)

·         Not only did the goal umpire get a burnt forehead he also got a sore arms from waving the flags so often.

·         As stated by Gordo playing 30 seconds of football was enough for him – 3 stitches, corked thigh and a stud mark on left leg. His body may have struggled after 2 minutes.

·         Hopey visited the moon to collect the football but forgot to bring it back with him.

·         Batts proved his strength lies down back, nullifying all forward thrusts and that he still kicks like a back man.

·         Bareza lifted a notch to destroy his most despised opponents almost beating them from his own boot. The Goal Umpire lost count after 6.

·         Groot proved to his teammates he needs to buy a pair of boots to keep his feat.

·         Troon hates kicking the ball short but loves constantly pounding the ball into the forward line.

·         Peck again proved his knowledge of the game by being in the right positions.

Best –  

Batts (do you ever let you opponent touch the ball?)

Hopey (Its lucky you are playing with injuries as otherwise people might not play against us)

Bareza (You should teach batts how to kick straight)

Peck (you maybe only the size of Dodsy’s arm but you have a crack)

JESS, EDO and SMITHO if you guys were in the senior game I am sure you would have been included in the above.

The Goal umpire is going to start going to the gym to avoid the fatigue whilst flag waving.

Regards